Friday, September 24, 2010

The Inbetweeners

Alarmingly, it seems that there is a striking universal truth in Damon Beesley’s award-winning comedy, The Inbetweeners.

The pithy British sitcom follows four male, ‘nerdy’ adolescents –well sixth formers- in their desperate attempts to survive high school and to successfully ‘find the clunge’, as Jay -the least charismatic of all of them- bluntly puts it.

I love that the British public can tolerate the amount of verbal profanity in The Inbetweeners. I never would have imagined that we would be able to find such obscene language so hilarious –even in with our collective abhorrence for political correctness, as professionals, we rarely cross the line and routinely maintain a traditionally British, prim and proper front.

But underneath it all, after a long day at work, we really are not as proper as I thought; clearly, the proof is in the pudding and this pudding bears a significant resemblance to true life, or rather real teenage boys.

Not that I have spent much time amongst sexually frustrated teens in a few years, but I can still recall –with clarity- the strange sexual innuendos that I heard used when I was in upper school.

But, here is a frightening fact, it goes beyond that; it turns out adult males are just as vulgar –perhaps that is the real reason that we all love the show? Am I nearly getting it now?

In a recent episode, the ‘thick’ one, Neil, is asked to assist the models at the school’s charity fashion show, and is pissed off that they ‘...put a curtain up so we can't see the clunge, it's totally sexist!’ To which, Jay replies ‘They tried this when we did the school play, we just cut a hole in the curtain and stuck our knobs through it, it was well horny, we was getting noshed off in between scenes.’

The next morning, at my local leisure centre, I overhear very similar banter amplified across the air vent that connects the male changing room to the female changing area; very loud male grunting, perverse language, incessant chortling – somehow not as charming or as funny as the Inbetweeners’ boys.

But, perhaps it sheds some light on how and why gross reality can be refracted through award-winning comedy, to become hilarious entertainment – it makes a refreshing change to regular dirty-old-man-talk.

Monday, September 20, 2010

Julien Macdonald S/S 2011

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Maria Grachvogel S/S 2011

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Friday, September 17, 2010

Calvin Klein SS11

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Thursday, September 16, 2010

FENDI joins FUMI Gallery for London Design Festival

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Tina Roeder's horizontal credenza for In Every Dream Home with FENDI at the FUMI Gallery for London Design Festival 2010

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Lady Gaga Beefs it up!

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Friday, September 10, 2010

Florence and the Machine to perform at the Video Music Awards

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Join Joseph at their Village Fete

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Thursday, September 09, 2010

Kate Winslet for Longines DolceVita Campaign

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Wednesday, September 08, 2010

Topshop Unique SS11 at Waterloo Eurostar Terminal

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Fashion's Night Out in London tonight on Harpers Bazaar online now!

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Sunday, September 05, 2010

Anglomania S/S 2011 Preview


Vivienne Westwood’s Anglomania Spring/Summer 2011 collection
 Viv’s S/S 2011 collection for Anglomania referenced signature Westwood pieces of yesteryear and now I’ve come over all nostalgic for some classic rebel-chic!

Anglomania S/S 2011 was revealed at the Palais Brogniar, Place de la Bourse on 4th July 2010 for Paris Fashion Days. The vibrant and edgy collection made more than a few references to the ubiquitous iconography of Vivienne Westwood’s collections circa 1970’s/ 1980’s. 

The legendary spirit and energy of Westwood’s original work was echoed within this celebratory collection. Me-thinks it will be received with much reverence and jubilation –another chance to scoop up a piece of timeless fashion-gold at half the price! Whoop whoop, be the first in line!

Anglomania revisited all of Viv’s best bits; from the ‘Pirate’ collection – reworked into draped stripe dresses and slouchy, strappy pirate boots. The corset was also revived once again in the seductively feminine tailoring -leather-bound at the waist- and similarly echoed in flirty Lolita-esque gingham dresses –equally sexualised with a leather bodice. 

Punk, bondage and mini crinis also made their appearances, as did voluminous shaped frocks, fluro-acid prints and elegantly tailored pieces.

Anglomania S/S 2011 takes stock of the classic iconic pieces that Westwood was renowned for and amalgamates those oh-so-desirable pieces into a collection that is not only timeless and effusive but that is also extremely wearable and versatile. No worries girls, these individual pieces can be worked for all seasons into your existing wardrobe to enhance your style and make that bold nod towards classic retro Westwood.

We especially love the heightened glamour of the collection, credit due to the ever-so-cutsie mini berets and hoe-down-chick- straw hats! Why wait for the collection to hit the shops, echo those dishevelled-frizz bouffants and have a go at those fierce fluro-eye shadows for maximum oooomph!

Saturday, September 04, 2010

French Sole


Quality Reduction
Whether it is selling Primark or Prada, the iniquitous sample sale can somehow seem to equate the two exemplified –ordinarily very dissimilar- brands. So you might feel pleasantly smug about paying high street prices for big designer names but all in all the experience tends to be rather lowbrow.
Now, without sounding like a complete toff, I honestly do relish a good bargain just as much as the next style-obsessed young woman. And if you can get in and out of said sale with what you were after in under thirty minutes then more power to you –and for the record, the only thing I may ever hold against Primark is the questionable ethics of their clothing production, which may or may not be improving, who knows?
Today, I attended the French Sole sample sale –no not Prada, but nice all the same- in the Berkshire hills and bagged myself just one pair of simple and classic ballet flats –thank you very much. What I was sure of before I set off was what I wanted to find; now in a sample sale scenario, if you do not plan what you want to find, therein lies the danger.
Faced with rows of tables end to end, crammed with mounds of elastic-bound shoes and signs indicating the various sizes, you can start to feel a little deflated –and prematurely exhausted. I never seem to learn from experience, but when I consider visiting a sample sale, I am always seduced by my imaginations construction of a gloriously glamorous emporium of organised, beautiful shoes. Never imagine this! Your hopes and dreams will be shattered.
It is what it is; usually in a warehouse. Expect it to be dirty, disorganised, noisy and crammed with eager bargain hunters with bundles of shoes hugged tightly to their bosoms –more shoes than even a millipede could wear.
Don’t go this way; pick what you need for the current season, what you can realistically and comfortably wear, what would compliment your wardrobe and what you like. I found a couple of pairs that worked for me, but most of them were certainly not my style and I would recommend that you stick resolutely to your classic preferences–take heed or find yourself with a bagful of items that you can’t wear or return.
Be smart and decide what you want to find. And be honest, if you really can’t find what you want, don’t pretend that you can make do and learn to like something. If you don’t like it here –of all places – you certainly won’t change your mind, once you get it home.
Once you do find something you like –and you’ve checked they fit comfortably- make a beeline for the door and don’t look back. In your wardrobe and on your person, you will find that your treasure will have reacquired its original worth, no matter how dirty or smelly the sample sale may have been. Just take a shower when you get home.